Stohl meg a Subaru

A szombat délelőtti kezdőkkel előbb hírességekről beszéltünk, s kiderült, ki mennyire tájékozott vagy éppen tájékozatlan a szóban forgó személyeket illetően. Megállapítottuk:

Andi didn’t know Linda Király is a good cook.

Everybody knows Mr Stohl is a bad driver.

The teacher didn’t know Majka.

Enikő didn’t know András Csányi is short.

Majd összehoztuk azt a történetet, amely jobb kattra letölthető INNEN. Azt ajánlom, csak a meghallgatása után nézzétek meg alább a szöveget. Többször is hallgassátok meg. Beleraktam 1-2 új szót. Az összefüggésből talán az is érthető lesz. Kíváncsi vagyok, értitek-e az egészet, ha néhányszor meghallgatjátok. Ha itt mindjárt megírjátok, aszerint készülök a következő szombatra!

András Stohl is an actor and a show host. He is a short man. Nobody thinks he is strong. He thinks he is strong. He thinks he is strong when he drinks.

On Friday evening he looks at his Rolex. It’s 10PM. He yells, ‘I am going into the night!’ He sits in his big black Subaru, and drives to Kolibri bar.

He drives fast. The police want to stop him. But they can’t stop him. 2 policemen can’t stop him. 20 policemen can’t stop him. 200 policemen can’t stop him. He is faster than the police.

He parks the truck in Liszt Ferenc tér and walks into Kolibri bar. His friends are sitting there. They are drinking tea. András doesn’t laugh. He yells, ‘What’s going on? Are you mad? Why are you drinking tea? Whisky for everybody!’

Everybody starts to drink whisky. András drinks a hundred glasses of whisky till midnight. At midnight he feels strong. He drinks 200 whiskies till 1AM. He feels stronger at 1AM. He drinks 200 glasses of whiskey till 2PM. At 2PM he feels very, very strong. He hits a friend on his left. The friend runs home. Andras feels happy. He kisses a friend on his right. The friend runs home. Andras looks at his friends. They all run home. Andras walks out of the bar slowly and he can’t remember. Where did he park his Subaru?

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Carlos és Jennifer

Szombat délután a tűzraktérbeli haladó csoportból egyebek közt ez a történet kerekedett ki. A fickó szerepét természetesen egy hölgy, a hölgyét egy férfiú játszotta, kiválóan és nagy sikerrel.

Mint mindig, most is az mp3 meghallgatását javaslom először, másodszori hallgatásra nézzétek a szöveget is. Íme a hang itt van, jobb kattra letölthető.

Ha már meghallgattad, íme a szöveg:

Carlos bought a Hummer H2. Well, almost. The seller (the guy who sold him the truck) was not quite honest. He cheated Carlos. The H2 was a fake. It wasn’t genuine. It hadn’t been made in the US. It hadn’t been made in Russia. It had been made in China.

But Carlos was happy. He thought his H2 was genuine. He drove it along Kiraly utca. He enjoyed it immensely, but then he felt he needed some exercise. He jumped out of the truck, ran behind it, and started to push it with his right index finger, while waving the keys wildly in the other hand, looking around to see how the girls were looking at him. The street was busy, and there was a beautiful girl, window shopping on one side. Her name was Jennifer. She had come to Hungary to discover her roots (her grandparents had emigrated from Hungary in 1956). Carlos saw her and felt he needed even more exercise. He picked up the truck with one hand, still waving the keys in the other. Jennifer however didn’t notice him. She was concentrating on a Persian rug in a shop window (there are several carpet shops in Kiraly utca). She was beautiful as she waved her head romantically to the rhythm of the thought, ‘It’d be nice to buy the rug, it’d be nice to sit on the rug, it’d be nice to fly the rug, it’d be nice to fly away with a Persian prince, or an Afghan warlord, or a…’

Suddenly, she heard a loud yell. It was Carlos. He yelled, ‘Hey babe, how’re you doing?’ Startled, Jennifer turned back (she didn’t notice the paparazzo who was hiding behind a tree, secretly taking photographs of her). Jennifer looked at Carlos who was walking up to her with the keys in one hand and the H2 in the other. He looked really strong and really cute. ‘Can I take you somewhere, darling?’ he asked. ‘Anywhere,’ she whispered.

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Történet az első 0-ról kezdő óráról

Múlt szombaton elkezdődtek kurzusaink a Tűzraktérben. Délelőtt az igazi, 0-ról kezdőkkel ezt a történetet hoztuk össze. Azt hiszem, nem rossz, hogy az az 5 tanuló, aki szombat déletőtt 9-kor kezdett életében először angolul tanulni, délre már simán értette a 163 szavas történetet. Természetesen büszke vagyok rátok! :)

A hang mp3-ban jobb kattra letölthető innen, a szöveg pedig alább olvasható:

There is a girl. Her name is Cili. She loves dogs but she has no dog. She cries. She wants a dog. She wants a multicolor dog bigger than Töki. She is not happy without a dog. 

She runs to the pet shop. There is a problem. There is only one dog there, and it is red. Cili yells, ’Oh no! I don’t want a red dog!’ She cries for 2 seconds. 

She runs to the pub. She wants three glasses of Rosé very fast. But there is a problem. There is no Rosé in the pub. Cili yells, ’I want Rosé!!!!!’ The man in the pub yells, ’We have NO Rosé!!!!’ Cili cries in the pub for two and a half hours. She cries a hundred and ten litres of tears. She uses ten thousand tissues. She cries fifty-five litres of tears from her left eye, and she cries fifty-five litres of tears from her right eye. She is terribly unhappy. 

Folytatása következik!

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Tanulj kattintgatva - szemmel, füllel, játékkal!

Kezdő, de jó. Kattintgatásra nagyon szépen mondja is. Kép, hang, fordítás együtt - le a kalappal. Kiváló!*

http://www.okosito.hu/index.php/angol-nyelvleckek

*Attól eltekintve, hogy a "She is my wife" vagy "I am a boy" jellegű mondatokat női hangon halljuk... :)

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